In the next war don't drop the bomb;
Drop the excess wheat; drop sacks of grain.
Send our best men over;
Their bombers full of fish, eggs, huge cheeses.
Don't machine gun our enemies;
Bury them in spaghetti, minute rice and mashed potatoes.
This will be a new kind of war,
It will take sacrifice and patience.
Everyone will have to put something aside
For the enemy.
We will start with the ham and eggs,
Saving for the very end
Our best weapon
The Hamburger.
...Moja Neno!