Falcao: Hello?
Florentino Perez: Delete the F*.ckin tweet
Falcao: Why?
Florentino Perez: I want to surprise everybody like I always do.
Falcao: Is it really necessary?
Florentino Perez: Yes it would look cooler on the final day of the transfer market.
Falcao: Ok see you Monday or tuseday Lol......
Florentino Perez: Ok you tweeting rascal you, see you soon
[ Phone is off ]
Florentino Perez ( I am a marketing genius )